Look at those fucking birds up there. They are Loud-Ass Annoying Texas birds.
I hate them.
Poor baby. :(
Somebody (I’m not saying who but his name is Michael and he used to be on Tumblr as dogfood4ever) kinda over did it last night and feels really bad today so I’m fixing him soup and softly saying “oh, poor you” and generally waiting until I’m out of the room to be all “LOL!” and “Light weight!”




