She who laughs, lasts.

never enough

When I went to the clinic to begin my diet 12 days ago, I was weighed and my BMI was calculated.  The practitioner wanted to record my goal weight which I immediately told her.  Her response was, “Well, let’s see how you’re feeling at that weight to see if you want to reevaluate.”  Meaning - maybe you should lose more weight than that.

I cannot stop thinking about this.  Understand: My BMI before I even started the diet was in the “healthy” range.  There is no health reason that I should be on this diet.  

I’m a grown-ass woman and her comment fucked me up.  Imagine hearing that from a person in a white coat when you’re 12 or 13 years old…  

No wonder we’re so critical of ourselves. 

TT

I have two posts in my drafts folder about how much I wish we didn’t get a dog.  

I love the dog.  He’s a pain in my ass.  Don’t get me started.

One of my favorite things right now is an ongoing group text between two of my besties and me.  It’s kinda like Twitter only we’re the only ones reading it.

I haven’t had an adult beverage in almost two weeks because of the diet.  I like it.  I sleep better, I feel good when I wake up, I’m reading like crazy, and I get a buttload of stuff done.

Please don’t unfollow - it won’t last.

Inhumane treatment

The ice machine at the bank where I’m working this week is broken. There is no ice.

*slaps random employee*

*shoves everything off my desk to the floor*

*punches hole in wall*

This is the building where I’ll be working this week.  I’m staying at a hotel that is part of this huge campus of office buildings, condos, hotels, and a cool “town square” with shops and restaurants and fancy gourmet bull shit.  I took this when I was exercising this afternoon.  Hope the weather holds up in Orlando so I can walk every day.

This is the building where I’ll be working this week. I’m staying at a hotel that is part of this huge campus of office buildings, condos, hotels, and a cool “town square” with shops and restaurants and fancy gourmet bull shit. I took this when I was exercising this afternoon. Hope the weather holds up in Orlando so I can walk every day.

Saturday Night Fever

Probably not the best topics to post on a Saturday night but here goes:

I lost 4.6 lbs in 6 days, 3 lbs of it was FAT.  So, yay.  I’m hungry plus wired all the time so they switched my meds for this week.  I’m cool with the 4.6 since my goal is to lose 15.  It’s hard to do this diet on the road.

Tomorrow I’m going to Orlando.  For some unknown reason I’m going in the morning at 10:45 - probably because it was cheaper than going later because God knows the shareholders of my firm need more money and $25 makes a difference. 

The no-drinking thing (because diet - see 1st paragraph) combined with the speed (because meds - see 1st paragraph) has caused me to devour my reading material.. books, magazines, books, catalogs, books, etc. with a vengeance.  Which is cool.

We’ve got to nail down a place for our Vegas wedding so I can do invitations.  (Note: I did not say “invites”.)  It’s going to be the Saturday after Thanksgiving so consider this your “Save the Date”.  :)  More to follow on that.

Dogfood had a rough week so I’m ready to go 1950s Housewife when he gets home. (For about 15 minutes.)

Dogfood had a rough week so I’m ready to go 1950s Housewife when he gets home. (For about 15 minutes.)

Ah HA! The case of the missing sock has been solved!

Ah HA! The case of the missing sock has been solved!

Coming in for a landing at DFW. I’m home!

You stopped scrolling for a second, hunh.

You stopped scrolling for a second, hunh.

Guess what that thing is that looks like it’s floating in this pond behind the bank’s operations center where I’m working.