She who laughs, lasts.

Look at those fucking birds up there.  They are Loud-Ass Annoying Texas birds. 

I hate them.

Look at those fucking birds up there. They are Loud-Ass Annoying Texas birds.

I hate them.

I’ve followed @NikMaack on Twitter forever.  He’s an artist - he just posted this on Twitter.  Just splendid, I think.

I’ve followed @NikMaack on Twitter forever.  He’s an artist - he just posted this on Twitter.  Just splendid, I think.

Poor baby. :(

Somebody (I’m not saying who but his name is Michael and he used to be on Tumblr as dogfood4ever) kinda over did it last night and feels really bad today so I’m fixing him soup and softly saying “oh, poor you” and generally waiting until I’m out of the room to be all “LOL!” and “Light weight!”

The asparagus seems happy to see me.

The asparagus seems happy to see me.

👯👯👯👯👯👯

Have I mentioned I got the upgrade to FIRST CLASS?!?

If it’s Thursday, this must be an airport. :)

If it’s Thursday, this must be an airport. :)

In the South, she’s what we call “fine-ass”.

In the South, she’s what we call “fine-ass”.

Look at the ceiling in this 100+ year old building.

Look at the ceiling in this 100+ year old building.

Most people don’t know that the Orange Cone is the Florida state flower and the Orange Barrel is the Florida state tree.

Most people don’t know that the Orange Cone is the Florida state flower and the Orange Barrel is the Florida state tree.

Ugh

The only kind of milk the hotel breakfast has is whole milk. Who even drinks whole milk anymore?