She who laughs, lasts.

So this fishbowl of my favorite chocolate candies is in the office I’ll be using the rest of the week.  This shall hereby be known as the Before picture.

So this fishbowl of my favorite chocolate candies is in the office I’ll be using the rest of the week. This shall hereby be known as the Before picture.

Aaannnddd…… END SCENE

After work I went to the mall and tried on clothes at The Loft for my workout.

You heard me.

I’m in a size four.

topshelfdogfood:

I bet he’s thinking of some inspirational tweets.

I hope so.  I’ve lost my twitter juju.  Make us proud, Romy.

topshelfdogfood:

I bet he’s thinking of some inspirational tweets.

I hope so. I’ve lost my twitter juju. Make us proud, Romy.

Sunday Funday

It’s Sunday night and I’m in Tallahassee, Florida.

My flight attendant today had a smooth shiny face and his eyebrows appeared to be drawn on with a Sharpie.

When did we become a nation of Eyebrow Obsessors?  Thanks, Obama.

The fucking dog got me up in the dark this morning then we did 5 miles then I worked a little then I had a shower and did Beauty Time then we loaded my shit into the car and went to the airport then I flew 1,000 miles with Eyebrows (my nickname for him) then other stuff and now I’ve got to crash even though I haven’t had all my PROTEIN CALORIES for today OMG get off my back.

If I’ve done anything with my life I hope I’ve conveyed to the world how glamorous traveling for work is.

topshelfdogfood:

Sup homies? I hope to get this fine babe liquored up enough to find me attractive.

Don’t let him fool you.  Dat’s my sexsy main.

topshelfdogfood:

Sup homies? I hope to get this fine babe liquored up enough to find me attractive.

Don’t let him fool you. Dat’s my sexsy main.

I don’t want to scare you or anything but it’s the middle of July and it’s 67 degrees Fahrenheit in Texas.  You might want to get your affairs in order.

I don’t want to scare you or anything but it’s the middle of July and it’s 67 degrees Fahrenheit in Texas. You might want to get your affairs in order.

I took selfies in the airport Sunglass Hut because I’m devoted to my blog and because my flight has been delayed 2 hrs and 50 minutes. So far.

Me: Is that alive? 
Me: Is it a pet? 
Me: Is it potty trained?
Me: How big will it get? 
Me: Big enough to be bacon?

Me: Is that alive?
Me: Is it a pet?
Me: Is it potty trained?
Me: How big will it get?
Me: Big enough to be bacon?

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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I’m having to say goodbye to people I’ve worked with and like very much this week.  This bank was acquired (sold, taken over, merged, whatever) by a bank from Georgia.  Probably because of all the cool bathroom pics I’ve posted  from here for so long.

I’m having to say goodbye to people I’ve worked with and like very much this week. This bank was acquired (sold, taken over, merged, whatever) by a bank from Georgia. Probably because of all the cool bathroom pics I’ve posted from here for so long.