She who laughs, lasts.

Today driving between Palm Beach and Ft Myers there were miles and miles of this super-tall ‘grass’.  We later determined.. This is sugar cane, y’all. #Florida #Everglades

Today driving between Palm Beach and Ft Myers there were miles and miles of this super-tall ‘grass’. We later determined.. This is sugar cane, y’all. #Florida #Everglades

Look, kids… It’s a vending machine but for cigarettes.  Like back in the goddamn pioneer prairie days!

Look, kids… It’s a vending machine but for cigarettes. Like back in the goddamn pioneer prairie days!

West Palm Beach for the weekend, baby!

West Palm Beach for the weekend, baby!

I can hear that loud-ass bitch on her phone from way over here.

I can hear that loud-ass bitch on her phone from way over here.

I’ve been so busy this week I forgot GPOYW!  I haven’t worked out in four days which is the longest I’ve gone without at least cardio since March.  This week sucks!  Heading back to Dallas and Dogfood this evening tho. Yay. :)

I’ve been so busy this week I forgot GPOYW! I haven’t worked out in four days which is the longest I’ve gone without at least cardio since March. This week sucks! Heading back to Dallas and Dogfood this evening tho. Yay. :)

No, you shut up.

Some guy* got me an immersion blender so I can make my protein shakes for breakfast in hotel rooms.  I heart it so hard.

I’m flying home to Dallas tomorrow from Tallahassee, home of the Florida State University Seminoles, then leaving with some guy* Saturday morning to fly to South Florida to spend a couple nights in West Palm Beach before I work in Ft. Myers the rest of the week.

My job is getting crazier and crazier.  As in.. What we NEED is more consultants, more file reviewers, and more administrative help but what we GET is more shareholders (bosses). 

So many chiefs, so few Native Americans.

…Which brings me to the fact that the Native American tribe Seminoles have officially endorsed Florida State University’s use of “Seminoles”  as their team name because they did. 

They don’t think it’s racist so shut up.

This is not anything close to what I wanted to tell you.

So this fishbowl of my favorite chocolate candies is in the office I’ll be using the rest of the week.  This shall hereby be known as the Before picture.

So this fishbowl of my favorite chocolate candies is in the office I’ll be using the rest of the week. This shall hereby be known as the Before picture.

Aaannnddd…… END SCENE

After work I went to the mall and tried on clothes at The Loft for my workout.

You heard me.

I’m in a size four.

topshelfdogfood:

I bet he’s thinking of some inspirational tweets.

I hope so.  I’ve lost my twitter juju.  Make us proud, Romy.

topshelfdogfood:

I bet he’s thinking of some inspirational tweets.

I hope so. I’ve lost my twitter juju. Make us proud, Romy.

Sunday Funday

It’s Sunday night and I’m in Tallahassee, Florida.

My flight attendant today had a smooth shiny face and his eyebrows appeared to be drawn on with a Sharpie.

When did we become a nation of Eyebrow Obsessors?  Thanks, Obama.

The fucking dog got me up in the dark this morning then we did 5 miles then I worked a little then I had a shower and did Beauty Time then we loaded my shit into the car and went to the airport then I flew 1,000 miles with Eyebrows (my nickname for him) then other stuff and now I’ve got to crash even though I haven’t had all my PROTEIN CALORIES for today OMG get off my back.

If I’ve done anything with my life I hope I’ve conveyed to the world how glamorous traveling for work is.